Here’s baby A, swaddled in a bin-liner
Clever mite C dropped from an ambulance
E is the bundle a postman delivered,
Brothers I and J emerged from a toilet,
L was grown on daddy’s allotment
Look at M, the cat brought him home,
Now, Q, the original test-tube baby...
An addict, already, U screams for crack,
That’s twenty-four, just two more to come.